omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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