Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
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HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
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Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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