i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
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she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
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He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
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