areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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