just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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