He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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