I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
should my penis look like a turkey
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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