I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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