dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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