Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
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He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
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He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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