Whod you bang
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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