While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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