Midget sex pt 2 tonight
My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
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