I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
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Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
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Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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