yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
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