You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
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just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
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I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
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