just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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