shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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