FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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