When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
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He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
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Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
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