She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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