Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
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i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
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Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
I think i got beer on your cat.
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