I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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