We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
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We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
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I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
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