No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i think i have herpe
just one?
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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