let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
Randomize
