do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
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