check it out our google latitudes are spooning
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
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I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
You asked me to text you at 11 and remind you that he's 33. It's 11:20. He's 33.
you're too late. he has eggnog and whiskey and all seven seasons of buffy. I shan't be coming home tonight
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
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I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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