Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
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