I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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