Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
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Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
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We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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