Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
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just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
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Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
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