Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
This baby is an asshole
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
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