is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
It was confusing and full of hummus
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He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
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this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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