do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Pissed on my Blackberry at the Astros game. Wish me luck explaining that one at work.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
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it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
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It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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