FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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