ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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