Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
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