but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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