i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
where am i from again
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.
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Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
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I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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