I'm going to jail i love you
I woke up naked this morning and I found out that I thought I was Adam last night and Eve was my wife so I ran naked saying I was in the Garden of Eden and I could shit wherever I wanted.....too bad the garden was in my friends apt.......I spent the morning cleaning and have reached a new low
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
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I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
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Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
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