It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
My balls are so social today.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
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he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
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It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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