And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
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