In America we eat man semen.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
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I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
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Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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