So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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