Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Only a mothe r could love this liver
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
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I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
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But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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