My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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