yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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