I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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