I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
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We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
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I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.