Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
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It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
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After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
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