How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
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I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
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Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
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