I skipped work to stalk him.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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