i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
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the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
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i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
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